• Anderson Cooper may have not-cheated on that guy he's not-sleeping with with another guy he's not sleeping with. You know, because he's not gay.

• Unfortunately for Demi Moore, there's no statute of limitations on full frontal nudity.

• Hollywood's new Rat Pack is less about drinking and having a good time and more about converting other rich people over to Scientology.

• Jim Carrey's long, shaggy 'do is out of control. Geez, it's like he didn't even bother to check himself out in Jenny McCarthy's tacky-slash-reflective gold dress before he left the house.

• Isn't it amazing what six whole weeks without cocaine can do for your cleavage??