• Michael Stipe poses for Marc Jacobs, reminds us that everybody hurts sometimes.

• You'll forget all about Hillary Clinton's so-called cleavage once you get a load of J.K. Rowling's rack.

• If you squint your eyes, this random YouTube wannabe actually looks and sounds a hell of a lot like everyone's favorite Firecrotch! Except for this "Lindsay" doesn't go blaming it all on the black kid.

• Jayden Spears continues to exist! Oh, don't roll your eyes like that. After all, nothing is a given when you're dealing with the Fried Chicken Queen.

• Meanwhile, "Addison" is apparently gorgeous, healthy-looking and tan. Which we'd have probably noticed earlier, if only we'd been able to take our eyes off McDreamy long enough to look.

• The next time you find yourself too embarrassed to admit that killer short-jacket is from (gulp!) Filene's, just remind yourself that even semi-successful television stars still shop at Target.