• Newlywed Jodie Sweetin celebrates her marriage to Cody Herpin by shoving her boob in his face and then, presumably, treating him to a pants-off dance off. Also, she creepily has the SAME FACE she had as a fourteen year old.
• Pete Doherty tries to win back Kate Moss' affections by referring to her as "a nasty old rag" who's "out of [her] fucking mind."
• Sometimes, not often but sometimes, celebrities decide to bravely face the natural effects of aging without the assistance of Dr. 90210.
• In less than three weeks, Hayden Pannettiere turns 18, at which point it will be completely socially acceptable to ogle these pics of her in a bikini.
• Dina Lohan continues to blame everyone except herself for her trainwreck of a daughter.
• Call us crazy, but doesn't this offensive picture of Paris Hilton bear an uncanny resemblance to Farrah Fawcett?

The hair is the same… the weird tan is the same… but you are forgetting that Farrah was actually PRETTY. And, presumably, didn't have herpes.
Farrah at least had a smidgen of class…unlike the skank imitating her.
[...] Apparently Kate "Old rag" Moss didn't respond well to Pete Doherty's insult/apology in the Mirror [...]
[...] Apparently Kate “Old rag” Moss didn’t respond well to Pete Doherty’s insult/apology in the Mirror [...]