• Is Jessica Simpson's crappy new movie headed straight for DVD? "It’s just a bomb, mainly because of Jessica’s acting," says Obvious Guy.

• "The only people who go swimming in long sleeve t-shirts are fat kids at summer camp and maybe albinos." And, apparently, Madonna.

• Apparently Kate "Old rag" Moss didn't respond well to Pete Doherty's insult/apology in the Mirror yesterday.

• Elizabeth Berkley in a bikini brings back fond memories of her character in Showgirls, saying "Thanks, I bought it at Ver-sayce."

• Brad Pitt (not to be confused with Pulitzer prize-winning author, Rob Butler) is trying to make Angie go to rehab, but she won't go, go, go.