• Nicole Richie says she doesn't care if gains 40 or even 50 pounds during pregnancy, so long as she can go back to throwing up after every meal as soon as it's all over.

• "Just where does one acquire a stunning transparent sumo-inspired kimono like the one seen here on Britney Spears?" wonder our friends over at Yeeeah. "I’m guessing some place super-classy, like 'Great Big Geishas' or 'Fook Mi’s Big Happy Smile Poonanny Palor.' Um, we're guessing you're right.

• Lindsay Lohan's B-cups runneth over.

• Denise Richards wants Charlie Sheen to be the father sperm donor of their children.

• Naomi Campbell drops her cell phone underneath her chaise lounge, then makes her assistant pick it up for her, so she can throw it at him.

• Pamela Anderson is dating a nerdy magician version of herself.