• Where in the world is Lindsay Lohan? In Sundance, Utah for a hellish 30-day rehabilitation program that includes horseback riding therapy, massage therapy, hydro therapy and a hair salon with manicures…therapy.

• A not-at-all-crazy Britney Spears was just driving along, nice and slow, when suddenly, this parked car came out of nowhere and hit her, y'all!

• Sigh. At least Paris has the good sense to drink and then only "pretend-drive."

• Geri Halliwell finds out what happens when you cross a baby's diaper with a feathered boa.

• And here she is again, much to the delight of her adoring fans those random people snickering in the background.