• At a very minimum, there are five things wrong with Debra Messing's outfit. And "unattractive side-boob" is only one of them.

• Unlike a fine wine, Donald Trump's comb-over only gets infinitely worse with age.

• Boyfriend/pant-stealer Claire Danes, bringing "penis-belt" to a whole new level.

• Paris is in love! Unfortunately, the object of her affections is a dimwitted, wonky-eyed hotel heiress.

• Angelina Jolie is hanging on by a clavicle.