• Kirstie Alley ditches Jenny Craig in favor of her good friend, General Tso.

• Despite the easy one-liners suggesting otherwise, anorexic crooner Amy Winehouse has, as ASL puts it, "retained the integrity of her hit song."

• Paris Hilton shows us she's not the drug-free, spiritually awakened being that no one thought she was.

• Meanwhile, should we be worried that Nicole Richie's "maternity wear" is pretty much the equivalent of our "skinny jeans?"

• Apparently, Zac Efron isn't anywhere near ready for a commitment with his pretend-girlfriend.

• J.Lo gets a little extra support.

• Heather Graham's got chills. They're multiplying.