• Note to Lindsay: you know your relationship is sort-of in trouble when (a) your boyfriend starts cheating on you with a stripper while you're away at rehab, and (b) the stripper describes the sex as "a bit weird."

• Britney Spears ditches the weave, leaves her overall craziness still intact.

• Meanwhile, did Brit really tell her kids that they were both mistakes? And if so, aren't they too young to even remember?

• If actress Vivica A. Fox were a soap opera, she'd be "The Bald And The Beautiful."

• Recently covered: Rihanna's irritating hit single, "Umbrella." Still very much uncovered: Rihanna's ginormous fake boobs.

• Justin Timberlake spotted "sitting with a bronze-skinned brunette." Obviously, they're fucking.