• NBC announces plans to bring back campy pro-steroids infomercial, American Gladiators. "Yes!" cheers "Viper," before remembering that he's 45 and hasn't had any testicles since 1994.

• "Lindsay Lohan hasn't looked this good in years," observes OK! editrix Sarah Ivens, who diplomatically neglects to point out that Lohan's only made it to ripe old age of 21.

• And, the winner of the 2007 Air Guitar Championships at Irving Plaza is…some guy with weird chest hair who lives in his mother's basement. [Ed: Again??]

• Adrian Grenier is on a one-man mission to catch chlamydia.

• This just in: Jessica Alba is a secret smoker, who enjoys long walks on the beach with her not-so-ex boyfriend. And making really shitty movies.

• Oops, 50 Cent accidentally forgets about his imaginary feud with (supposed) arch-nemesis Kanye West long enough to happily share a stage with him.