• Naomi Campbell gets naked for the sake of art. Assuming "art" is broadly defined as "lying on a bed of rotten fruit."

• Miss South Carolina goes on the Today show to explain how she entered a pageant comprised of large-chested blond girls and left with the undisputed title as "the dumb one." (Highlight: After Ann Curry lobs a couple of softballs, Matt Lauer interjects with, "At what point, Caitlyn, during the answer did you start to think to yourself, 'is this making any sense?' Oh, snap!)

• Rumors of Owen Wilson's possible suicide attempt are still…unconfirmed.

• Meanwhile, in the wake of Wilson's hospitalization, paparazzi fall all over themselves to get these exclusive shots of his ex, Kate Hudson, crying internally while holding a Starbucks coffee cup.

• The top-secret child abuse allegations against Britney Spears mysteriously end up in documents filed b K-Fed's lawyers just 24 hours later. Bizarre!