• In the midst of all the “Britney Goes Bonkers” and Lindsay Cokehands madness, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams quietly and amicably decide they just weren’t ready for the responsibilities of a pretend-marriage.

• Find out what celebrities are really thinking about. And no, the answer’s not (always) “nothing.”

• Nicole Kidman admits to wanting a baby of her own ever since she was 17. Which is actually rather strange! Especially considering her initial choice of sperm donor.

• Anne Hathaway shows us why she glows in the dark.

• Class act Gisele Bundchen spends $1,000 buying luxury baby clothes passive aggressive baby “gifts” for her new boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend when a simple but straightforward “Suck it! He’s with me” card would have cost her only $2.99.

• Lil Kim misses her jail cell so much she just might come back and pay it a small visit.