• Kanye West confesses his biggest fear ("I’m like, ‘I hope this person isn’t looking at me like I’m a faggot.'") Don't worry, Kanye. We were looking at you like you're a homophobe.

• Note to Lauryn Hill: It's probably time for a personal stylist/psychiatrist when your makeup, wardrobe and general demeanor can best be described as "crazy homelessperson chic."

• Shia LaBoeuf: The next James Bond? Or just some geeky teen who will eventually die of lung cancer?

• Steven Tyler allows Fergie to ruin collaborate on a duet of "Walk This Way."

• This naked picture of Vanessa Hudgens just made High School Musical 2 a whole lot more interesting for the dads.

• Sorry, Mischa. Guys don't make passes at girls with fake eyelashes.

• "Help! You're crushing us!" cried Ashlee Simpson's totally-squished inner organs.