• It's hard to determine who was the overall Worst Dressed at this year's Video Music Awards, however Beyonce certainly gets an honorable mention for channeling Liberace's Curtains.

• Meanwhile, for anyone who missed the opportunity to see an overweight and hopelessly out of shape Britney Spears jiggle her thighs very, very slowly in tune to her latest pop abortion, this photo montage pretty much captures the scene.

• Sharon Osbourne, on Madonna: "She annoys me. I've met her a few times and found her very cold and very rude. She's annoyed me for years though, way before all the buying a baby thing."

• After a year of shitshow benders, face-scratching and self-mutilation, Amy Winehouse is finally ready to procreate.

• A happily unmarried Angelina Jolie learns why falling in love is so hard on the knees.

• Oprah Winfrey raises $3 million for Barack Obama's presidential campaign by partying like it's Obama/Hillary '08.