• Britney's comeback performance couldn't be complete without a cameo from her hairless vagina.

• Natasha Lyonne goes from Slums of Beverly Hills to "Homeless In New York" to "Fat and Smoking On Miami Beach."

• Jessica Simpson proves that you can take the dress off the rack, but you can't take the rack out of the dress.

• Despite Kanye West's complaint that MTV is willfully holding back the black man, five of the top seven most popularly streamed MTV videos are currently by black artists.

• Meanwhile, Jennifer Hudson will be appearing in the Sex and the City movie! Hudson's reportedly landed the coveted role as Carrie's personal assistant and The Only Black Person In New York.

• Celebrities: They're overpaying for mediocre (and overly bitter) coffee beans, just like us.

• Maine senators Olympia Snowe and Susan Collins aren't the only ones who want Larry Craig "probed."