• Paris Hilton's new cellmate is way better than that anal retentive Asian chick you roomed with freshman year.

• Kirsten Dunst battles Drew Barrymore for top "honors" on the Top 10 Creepy Kids list. Related: that chick from The Exorcist had our vote with her first profanity-laced Satanic rant.

• The bad news is, Anna Kournikova seems to think she's still married. The good news is, she could be wrong.

• Kate Winslet leaves her Revolutionary Road trailer in NYC; her stylist begs her to return immediately.

• The cast of Ocean's 13 continues with the witty banter, and "we just don't give a shit" jokes.

• Disney to Sony: Suck it, bitch.