• Reese Witherspoon tells Jake Gyllenhaal, "it's probably better if [we] don't talk at all." Which is different from when they were "dating," how?

• Matthew McConaughey runs like a girl.

• Orthopedic shoes are the new Manolos!

• Elizabeth Hurley may have dumped Hugh Grant years ago, but she's still hanging out with a couple of boobs.

• Marc Jacobs threatens to move his show to Paris, where nobody cares if he arrives 2 hours late and unshowered.

• Tyra Banks doesn't look "fierce" so much as she appears to be saying "Look, here's my vagina."