• Sharon Stone accidentally confuses her dress with a used tampon.

• Jared Leto finally shares his weight loss secret: curry powder and mediocre romps in the sack.

• We never thought we'd actually say this, but Amanda Peet could actually (gulp) benefit from the overpriced services of vapid raisin-face Rachel Zoe.

• Ozzy Osbourne reminds us all you need is sex, drugs, rock n' roll and…Botox?

• A bikini clad Pamela Anderson shows us, Kid Rock why she's still worth sucker-punching Tommy Lee smack in the middle of Alicia Keys' performance at the VMA's for.

• Apparently, the downside to being one of the numerous third world street urchins adopted by Brangelina is you have to sleep in their bed. (Or wait, was that the upside?)