• Victoria Beckham to perform with the Pussycat Dolls, presumably because she encapsulates their unique brand of slim physique and questionable vocals.

• Meanwhile, Mariah Carey is mistaken for Britney Spears, presumably due to her propensity for gaining weight and history of cinematic abortions.

• Salma Hayek gives birth, but the world was too busy staring at Nicole Richie's protruding belly to notice.

• Finally! Someone admits Sex and the City would have been a whole lot sexier if the women on the show were still pre-menopausal.

• Jennifer Aniston has never looked happier than she does on the set of He's Just Not That Into You. Does anyone else find that strangely disconcerting?