• Sure, you hate Mahmoud Ahmadinejad's politics. But what about those adorable dimples?

• Breaking: George Clooney's new girlfriend has a racy past that includes cocktail waitressing and wearing two-piece bathing suits while on vacation.

• Jenny McCarthy is possible engaged, definitely a nose-picker.

• Hayden Panettiere stubbornly refuses to forgo undergarments and exit her limousine crotch-first. Prude!

• Like Today correspondent Ann Curry, Heidi Montag isn't afraid to die for what believes in. Unlike Ann Curry, what Heidi Montag believes in is breast augmentation.

• Kiefer Sutherland joins the Hollywood DUI Club — though his illegal U-turn still doesn't best Nicole Richie's driving up an exit ramp.

• Just be grateful your parents still haven't figured out how to turn on the computer.