• During the Comedy Central Roast of Flavor Flav, rapper/actor Ice T. memorably turned his attention to one of his fellow roasters, and said: "Carrot Top? Where the fuck do I start? Eyeliner, the muscles. Looks like halfway through your sex-change the doctor just said 'Fuck it.'" After seeing these pictures, we're no longer sure whether he's kidding.

• According to Steve-O Lindsay Lohan once swiped a giant bag of his cocaine. Jackass.

• Meanwhile, contrary to popular belief, Lindsay (who is looking both robust and annoyed nowadays) will not be checking out of rehab this weekend.

• Brad and Angelina refuse to understand how holding their kid's hand and steering him through a veritable sea of paparazzi every day might make it harder for him to "blend."

• In addition to being the newest cast member on Heroes and the omniscient narrator on Gossip Girl, Kristen Bell also looks much, much better in a bikini than you do.