• The mental picture of firecrotch Danny Bonaduce "shoving his junk" into a stripper's face is enough to make us vomit a little. But for those of you with strong stomachs, there's also a video!

• Has anyone else noticed how utterly transparent Courteney Cox has become?

• Sienna Miller bonds with Keira Knightley while filming The Edge of Love, a.k.a. the film that booted Lindsay Lohan for being a total shitshow.

• Paulina Rubio performs on TRL. Rubio remembers her lyrics, forgets to wear pants.

• Meanwhile, Calum Best is vying to become the next K-Fed.