• The fat one from N'Sync tries to educate Britney on the art of fading into obscurity.

• Allow us to show you what your favorite celebrities will look like three plastic surgeries from now.

• Rumer Willis' new peroxide-blond 'do would look so much better if she was wearing one of her trademark ugly hats.

• Joel Madden may not have cheated on Nicole with Hilary Duff, but we're guessing he at least ogled her funbags.

• Will Smith's adorable son Jayden to star in the remake of Karate Kid that nobody wanted.

• After earning praise for her navy backless number at the Academy Awards, Hilary Swank takes another fashion risk by dressnig up as a Human X-Ray.