• Lindsay Lohan is "weeding out all the bad" in her life by spending five days alone with her newly rehabilitated deadbeat dad.

• Ben Affleck blames his entire lackluster film career on JLo's derriére.

• Have you guys seen the grainy photograph of two people who could, conceivably, vaguely resemble Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom wearing nothing but their swimsuits? Clearly, they're fucking.

• Kim Cattrall is apparently not over her mostly one-sided feud with Sarah Jessica Parker. Fortunately, both girls are consummate professionals and are determined to put aside their differences long enough to wrap the SATC movie and live off the royalties for the rest of time.

• On the one hand, Pamela Anderson is marrying Paris Hilton's ex-lover. On the other hand, the same could probably be said about 75% of the women in Hollywood.

• This innovative street art does nothing to "curb" our enthusiasm.