• Sienna Miller isn't dating "that gross dude from Notting Hill." They're just sporting matching tattos. And wearing the exact same size in women's jeans.

• Raise your hand if you think Paula Abdul is ready to procreate. Hmmm, let's try this again. Raise your hand if you're someone other than Paula Abdul.

• Demi Moore lets too much time elapse in between Botox appointments.

• Pervy manager Lou Perlman gives us another reason to "just say no" to boy bands.

• Even gorgeous movies stars instinctively suck in their tummies when cute (if effeminate) boys are around.

• Cameron Diaz has an unglamorous Marilyn Monroe moment. Fortunately, the cameras are right there to capture it.