• Britney gets her California driver's license. After losing her kids.

• Apparently, Kate Moss and Pete Doherty had something keeping them together other than an overwhelming dependence on dangerous and illegal drugs.

• This picture of Jessica Simpson leaving Tenjune with her (imaginary?) best friend has one blogger asking "Why does her face look so bucked up?" We'd tell you, except we were actually way too preoccupied staring at her rack.

• Eva Longoria's sex tape is a dud.

• Say, remember when tight, form-fitting polyester was considered sexy…on a guy?