• As usual, Victoria "Posh" Beckham hasn't the faintest idea that she's being photographed.

• Britney smokes Menthols? Ew!

• Imagine writing a classic hip-hop song, then having your classic hip-hop song sampled (and effectively ruined) by the woman who destroyed the Black Eyed Peas. Our heart goes out to you, JJ Fad.

• Jennifer Lopez and her protruding unborn child perform on GMA’s Fall concert series.

• Even Clay Aiken's gay lover says the former Idol's a homo.

• Pete Doherty forsakes heroin in favor of a bucket of lard.