• Ben Affleck cops to getting dumped by his high school girlfriend, being hopelessly awkward in college and piggybacking off his friend Matt Damon. Well, obvi.

• Anyone who hasn't already seen Britney's boobs and wants to, raise your hand. Or better yet, just click here.

• We're not sure whether or not Kimberly Stewart had rhinoplasty, but we're definitely happy to see she had second thoughts about those bangs.

• In more bad news for Stephan Jenkins, award winning actress (and his ex-girlfriend) Charlize Theron is named Esquire's "Sexiest Woman Alive." Because being the lead singer of Third Eye Blind didn't suck enough already.

• Meanwhile, JLo's pregnancy is sooooo last week. This week, it's all Pam Anderson.