• Lindsay Lohan goes shopping with her new boyfriend, Riley Giles. Which is to say they both go to the same stores while being very careful to remain 20 paces apart at all time. Possibly because Riley is wearing the most heinous shirt ever.

• Those of you having trouble deciding what to be for Halloween may want to consider the modern-day equivalent of The Stepford Wife.

• Joaquin Phoenix doesn't think actors deserve "some special credit" for researching their roles. ("It’s just what you’re supposed to do in your [bleep]ing job.") He also, presumably, hates people who refers to acting as their "craft."

• The Black Eyed Peas canceled a concert mid-performance after Fergie fell ill on stage, much to the disappointment of the 10,000 fans who'd come out to boo her.

• Billionaire Richard Branson has a way with the ladies. Or else he just has a lot of money.

• Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon pretend to be awkward during their first red carpet run-in since they stopped pretend-dating.

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