• Random British exhibitionist Gemma Atkinson's steals Britney's coveted neckbrace look

• Before she was sentenced to 45 days in prison, Paris Hilton was appreciating life's simple pleasures. Like eating corn on the cob with a total stranger.

• Not even Jennifer Boobs Love Hewitt looks hot just moments after stepping off the plane.

• Jumpin' Joe Francis to possibly rejoin his prison boyfriend only moments after saying goodbye.

• Sting and his wife reportedly fired their personal chef…for getting knocked up. The creator of tantra would never approve!