• Cameron Diaz showed a flash of originality aureola on Ellen earlier this week.

• Britney Spears refused to talk to her mother on “Mama’s Day.”

• These photos prove beyond all reasonable doubt that Jessica Alba is much, much hotter than you.

• Fergie’s “Big Girls Don’t Cry” video (ironically!) made us tear up.

• Ashton Kutcher selfishly covers The Hotness by donning a Unibomber beard.