• Celebrities who look like their pets…on the next Montel Williams!

• A no longer "Toxic" Britney Spears pretends to snort cocaine while lip-syncing "I need a hit / baby give me it."

• Paris Hilton may actually be looking at jail-time. Fortunately, she's already dressing the part.

• And rumor has it that clear liquid in Lindsay Lohan's might actually not be water.

• Justin Timberlake wants to give Dolly Parton a run for her money.

• Natasha Henstridge reminds us that cleavage, like fine wine, gets finereven more ginormous with age.

• See "The Hoff" like you've never seen him before…totally drunk! Oh, wait…