• Pam Anderson is a first class flier. If by "first class" you mean Stripperella.

• Finally, an explanation for why Val Kilmer gives everyone the heebie-jeebies.

• Mischa Barton leaves little to the imagination; proves she truly was too classy for the likes of The O.C.

• We want the number of Britney Spears' fake hairstylist. And no, it's not because we want to schedule an appointment.

• Adam Sandler, in Big Daddy the sequel. Thankfully, in this version the kid is toilet-trained.

• Perez is claiming John Mayer and Jessica Simpson have called their inexplicable relationship quits.