• DListed, to Keira Knightley: "Seriously, who reads to each other under a tree in a park? Homegirl has been in one too many Jane Austen movies."

• We see London, we see France. We hate seeing Fergie's underpants.

• Leo DiCaprio knocks up his hot model girlfriend.

• Jesse Metcalfe is apparently single again. And by single we mean "pretending to date a buxom brunette."

• Kevin Federline is accidentally invited to the Venetian Tao's "What Is Sexy" party in Las Vegas.