If only we had a website dedicated to hating on Jossip would our self-esteem shoot up to Janice Dickinson levels. But we'll leave the institutional hatemongering to PlasticMoonRain.com's un-spell-checked Gawker coverage.

Yesterday they went after co-editor Jesse Oxfeld (perhaps because our lovely Jessica Coen is just too aesthetically pleasing?), and it's quite clear they're not fans of the big Jewy.

It’s here: Our much-anticipated, first-ever Gawker Non-Hotties competition. Except wait… there is only one contestent! And here he is, feast your eyes on the Non-Hottie to end all Non-Hotties — Jesse Oxfeld.

No suprise that the man who decided to judge NY Times and Conde Nast employees for their brains and looks is well, let just say it's hard to believe if this guy stands a chance in either category.

Unfortunately they don't have a convenient poll set up so we can vote. Also unfortunate: That we're bothering with this meta-meta coverage. Back to the more confounding realm of In Touch.