Bob Novak's Great Excuse For Running That Guy Down

On Wednesday, Chicago Sun-Times columnist Bob Novak struck a pedestrian while driving in Washington, D.C., but claims not to have noticed, and thus didn't immediately stop. On Sunday, Novak was diagnosed with a brain tumor. One guess as to whether Novak's legal counsel and medical team will eventually explain away Scenario A with Scenario B.
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I guess this would explain his political stance as well. I am a republican and I have a brain tumor, now get outta my way before I run over your liberal ass!