Bob Novak's Great Excuse For Running That Guy Down
 

On Wednesday, Chicago Sun-Times columnist Bob Novak struck a pedestrian while driving in Washington, D.C., but claims not to have noticed, and thus didn't immediately stop. On Sunday, Novak was diagnosed with a brain tumor. One guess as to whether Novak's legal counsel and medical team will eventually explain away Scenario A with Scenario B.

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No. 1 · Charles

I guess this would explain his political stance as well. I am a republican and I have a brain tumor, now get outta my way before I run over your liberal ass!

Posted: Jul 30, 2008 at 12:26 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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