Any Full House fans out there? [Ed: OMG, seriously?? Put your hands down, somebody might SEE you!] Anyways, if you'd prefer remember Bob Saget as the father figure to three daughters, a golden retriever and an out-of-work comedian who lives in the basement, you may wish to avert your eyes/ears.

Because, as some of us have long known, he's actually a pervy old man! Which he proves here, with a cheerful ditty on his acoustic guitar.

Watch it. Because it's here! And because it's time for your second mid-afternoon snack. And because it's arguably funnier than the new Obama girl video (albeit marketedly less funny than the time he described an empty eye-socket as an "opportunity" in The Aristocrats.)