Bobby Jindal's Exorcism
 

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You know Bobby Jindal isn't just a yokel with a kind accent from Louisiana right? He also performs exorcisms. 2012 you guys!

In the middle of a prayer meeting, Jindal claimed that Susan collapsed and began convulsing on the floor. His prayer partners gathered together on the floor, holding hands and shouting, “Satan, I command you to leave this woman!”

While under the supposed control of satanic demons, Susan lashed out at Jindal and his friends. “Whenever I concentrated long enough to begin prayer, I felt some type of physical force distracting me,” Jindal reflected. “It was as if something was pushing down on my chest, making it very hard for me to breathe… I began to think that the demon would only attack me if I tried to pray or fight back; thus, I resigned myself to leaving it alone in an attempt to find peace for myself.”

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No. 1 · bree

as a louisianian, it really does amaze me that this story hasn't broken in a big way yet. i guess it will linger on the fringes until he actually declares his candidacy. and then sarah palin will start smearin "the papists", and maybe we will erupt into a 30 years war redux with the baptists trying to purge the country of catholics.

yay.

Posted: Mar 10, 2009 at 11:56 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 2 · Rhonda

Bree, why did you leave out the muslims, saw a cartoon and cut off your head.

Posted: Mar 10, 2009 at 12:06 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 3 · jhimmi

Did you mention this happened over 15 years, when he was a 20 year old college kid?

Maybe Obama sold him some bad shit.

Posted: Mar 10, 2009 at 2:17 pm · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 4 · Jon

Why does 15 years ago mean anything? Since when is 20 years old a kid? It's funny how age is used to meet one's agenda. 20 years old is old enough to vote and serve in the military….it's an ADULT…..not a kid. Piyush "Bobby Brady" Jindal is an idiot who has had it easy being a big fish in a small pond. Now that he has these deluisions of grandeur, and wants to take his show on the road on a national stage, he is starting to stumble, and being exposed for what he is…..LAME. If he and Sarah Palin are the future of the Republican Party….God help the G.O.P.

Here we have a Hindu (all of his extended family is anyway), who is clearly a fake (Catholic to fit in, hillbilly name to fit in), and rather deal with mental illness and other physical problems like we do in the 20th and 21st century, he and his idiot crew decide to deal with it like they did in the dark ages. We just got over a President who believed the end of days were near….worked out real well didn't it? Just imagine if this idiot ever got there! God help America & God help Louisiana (not like he beat anyone in the election for Governor anyway)! At least this nation is not likely to elect an Indian (a real Asian one) President anytime soon.

In the meantime, Piyush might get to play Father Merrin in the inevitable remake of the Exorcist (when he isn't walking down the isles of American grocery stores with his father, marveling about how Americans can do anything….based on all the crap on the shelves!).

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 12:31 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
No. 5 · bam-a-lam

Well. This IS an interesting tidbit. Hmm. I'm torn. On one hand, an exorcist just may be a good thing to have around D.C., while on the other hand, ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

Posted: Mar 14, 2009 at 11:02 am · @Reply · [Flag?]
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