Bonnie Blasts Spears' Mom
For selling the story to someone else

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How does Star figurehead chief Bonnie Fuller react to Lynne Spears giving her youngest daughter's pregnancy exclusive to a competitor?

By saying she's a bad mother!

Sez Bon-Bon on HuffPo:

Lynne Spears, what were you thinking? Or not thinking and not doing? Did you never sit down with either of your daughters—Britney, now just turned 26, and the divorced mother of two toddlers or Jamie Lynn, 16 and now three months pregnant—and give them The Talk?

You know the one, where mothers warn their daughters about the dangers of unprotected sex: as in, you can get pregnant if you don't use contraception and you can contract any one of a number of dangerous sexually transmitted diseases, including AIDS. Or were you too busy pushing their careers to ever have this heart-to-heart with them? Were you too tied up lining up meetings with record company executives, TV networks, publicists and tour managers to check on whether you were instilling personal values and self-esteem in your daughters?

And what kind of mother upon hearing the news that her 16-year-old daughter is knocked up, reacts by picking up the phone and negotiating to get her daughter's photo plastered on the cover of a magazine with a tell-all interview by the daughter and herself inside?

Um. And we're just guessing here. But we're pretty sure she's the type of mother that Professional Bonnie Fuller would've loved to sit down and negotiate with. And write a cheque made out in Ms. Spears' name.

Dec 19, 2007 · Link · 4 Responses
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  • Comments (4)

    No. 1 leftie says:

    Is Bonnie kidding? An she should get mother of the year! Oh wait she has a house husband raising the kids.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 11:48 am
    No. 2 Quincy Farting says:

    If Bonnie and Candace Trunzo knew what they were doing they'd have followed up the story in the Enquirer and put in Star. Fuckwits!

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 12:12 pm
    No. 3 Shut up Bonnie. says:

    Bonnie is just bitter and venting because she didn't snag this story first. Boo fucking hoo Bonnie.
    You are right leftie. Like Bonnie is the pefect mother herself. She probably doesn't even spend time with her children and she makes a living out of lying, slandering and defaming others. What a perfect role model for your children.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 1:50 pm
    No. 4 Quincy Farting says:

    In fairness to Bonnie, you have to admire the way she gets a $1.5 million contract for doing feck all. Pecker's a dumbass.

    Posted: Dec 19, 2007 at 2:14 pm
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