
Just like it is weird, but increasingly common, to get your political analysis on television from The View, so is it to see former Us Weekly and Star editor Bonnie Fuller giving debate feedback, but that is just the crazy world we live in, so let's run with it.
After she finished Twittering about how Sarah Palin is Annie Oakley (Annie Oakley is now the de facto reference to any woman candidate), the former editrix moved over to Huffpost to give her 2 cents on why John McCain should be worried about Sarah Palin slipping him poison or removing his oxygen tank while he sleeps:
She's gotten a heady taste of national power and it's clear that she likes it. Her rival Joe Biden barely made contact with the American people during their debate. She was compellingly comfortable looking directly at viewers and establishing a personal connection. Like most celebrities she thrives by feeding off the energy of her audiences and with her packed schedule of campaign appearances, she's getting supersized ego meals.
John: I betcha she's convinced she could be successful as president. More successful than you!
She doesn't even try to hide her ambition, according to some. "Palin isn't deferential to McCain when they appear together," points out body language expert, Patti Wood. "She doesn't look down when he talks to her. When he introduced her at the Republican convention, she didn't go right up to him. She took her time." She doesn't even like him, believes Wood. "She's stiff when he hugs her and when she talks about him, the nuances of her voice don't show pride."
Seriously you guys: Head of Skate. It is real and it is happening. Even Bonnie Fuller Inc. agrees.
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It's funny how Bonnie Fuller is trying to promote herself as this kind of "big sister of the nation" character. Is anyone really interested in her views? She's become a Sarah Palin-esque joke figure.
And in case anyone is tempted to take her seriously, remember this:
Us magazine got better and sold more after she left.
Star magazine got better and sold more after she left.
Bonnie screwed the magazine world and got rich.