Usually we agree with former-Us Weekly editor Bonnie Fuller in her assessment of celebrity culture. But her HuffPo article this week, about why so many celebrities experience tragedy while on vacation (especially the Bahamas) is seriously nuts.

Why does this happen to them more?

# 1 Percentage wise, they have way more vacation time than the normal population

# 2 A lot of them are afflicted with a sense of infallibility. They don't think they can have accidents and that can translates into reckless behavior.

Many celebs also, ahem, have the tendency to drug and drink too much. Perfect example, Natalie Wood who drowned at age 43 after a boozy night on her vacation yacht in Catalina Island, CA in the company of husband Robert Wagner and costar Christopher Walken in 1981.

First of all, none of this has anything whatsoever to do with Bonnie's ostensible newspeg about Jett Travolta dying on family vacation. Taking a shower really doesn't count as "reckless behavior," and we doubt that family is into any kind of hard drugs (Xenu wouldn't allow it). But most confusing is Fuller's premise: More celebrities die on average on vacation than normal people. Are there any facts to back this up?

How many of YOUR friends or acquaintances pass away on vacations or in vacation spots? It certainly seems like celebrities are far more affected by this awful phenomenon than regular folks.

Speculation, speculation. To be fair, the Travoltas and Anna Nicole Smith and Natalie Wood weren't my acquaintances either, so the tragic deaths in their family is not part of that ratio. The reason celebrity deaths make news is because they are celebrities: plenty of people die on vacation and we don't pay attention to it because face it, they just aren't famous enough for us to care.