
Star magazine's PR crack team so dutifully sent out this week's headlines, as they always do. Available for you in this week's issue that hits newsstands tomorrow:
• "The Stars Don’t Align For Jessica Once Again"
• "Nicky’s SOOO Over Kevin"
• "Kristin Cavallari’s New Beau?"
• "When Super-Skinniness Kills"
• "Kirsten Dunst: The Next New Hollywood Mom?"
• "A Brangelina Family of Blondes"
• "Pam’s 4-Month Marriage ends in Double Divorce!"
• "Lindsay Lohan Spinning Out of Control"
• "Nicole Ditches the Woman behind her Dramatic Weight Loss"
• "Britney’s BFF Rebound"
Entirely absent from the list: "Hilary & Joel Break Up!"
Sure, you can read the AMI tabloid's "exclusive" online — but the story broke in the Chicago Tribune's freebie Red Eye on Monday. Is this a new era of Bonnie Fuller, where the entire staff isn't kept till wee hour closing?
Update: A Star insider tells us the Hilary-Joel story did make this week's issue, which makes this whole post meaningless. Except that it points out the disconnect between AMI and its publicists at Coburn Communications.

i think this bull i really like Hilary and joel together but i guess it didn't last long but i hate it i really like them together…
I think they made a cute couple who cares if they are 8 years different. At least Joel is older. I read that they really loved each other and that really counts. They better get together and who cares what people say. If they really love each other and then let them be. I read another thing were Joel was calling his girlfriend or what ever she is to him Hilary's name! PLEASE GET BACK TOGETHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank fuckin god they broke up
thank hod they break up!! oo you're
wrong no he's dating Nicole Richie!
thank hod they break up!! oo you're
wrong no he's dating Nicole Richie!
i thought that joel and hilary made such a cute couple. They both belong together i heard that joel is now dating nicole how can he go from a pretty girl like hilary to nicole she is so fucking ugly well we all know that joel doesnt give a shit about nicole b cuz if he did then why does he keep on calling hilary b cuz he still cares about hilary he doesnt give a shit about nicole please work things out hilary and joel so you can get back together b cuz you guyz do belong together
i hope everything works out between you 2
uh im soo glad they broke up theyre from 2 different worlds as in hilary has had everything givin to her and joel hasnt theyre too different its about time joel doesnt need a stuck up anerexic bleep like hilary maybe if she quit being a phony and acted normal id like her better but shes just like every other snobby rich girl out there and thats why i loved joel in the first place b/c he knows wat its like to be normal and not have a picture perfect life like a lot of us!!!!