Brad & Angelina Win People's Award for Best Chance At Selling More Copies on the Newsstand

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Not content to merely name the sexiest man alive or let Time magazine declare who gets the nod as Person of the Year, People is declaring Family of the Year, with the award going to obvious favorite Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Clearly the criteria for being bestowed with the honor included such family-friendly acts as doing a photoshoot with a family that is not yours for W, but getting beyond how editors chose Brangelina is a look inside their unit:

Asked which of the three kids rules the Jolie-Pitt roost, [Angelina] says, "I bet if you asked Brad, he'd say Zahara. Mad is very smart, but he's got a certain sense of calm. Zahara is possibly the funniest person I've ever met in my life. So dramatic and creative and loud and charming. She's definitely the biggest personality in the house."

Well, second only to Angelina Jolie's lips and Brad Pitt's grey facial hair.

Dec 13, 2006 · posted by David Hauslaib, Jossip · Link · Respond
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    No. 1 team brangelina says:

    God, they are soooo unbelievably hot.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2006 at 2:57 pm
    No. 2 ape says:

    God, they two are unbelievably vain and stupid.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2006 at 10:24 pm
    No. 3 h says:

    I'm sick of hearing about them now, quite frankly. They are okay looking, but I think Matt Damon is much more interesting to watch and read about. His intellectual demeanor really comes through in a low key way and is very appealing.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2006 at 10:37 pm
    No. 4 me says:

    There's nothing worse than two psuedo intellectuals who should be famous for nothing than their good looks. They should keep their mouths shut and just let us look at them.

    Posted: Dec 13, 2006 at 11:19 pm
    No. 5 carolynlee says:

    I never tire of reading about them . They are unbelievably gorgeous and inspiring . There are no other hollywood actors or other couples like them . The closest couple would have to be Joanne woodward and Paul Newman as far as talent ( they're better) and humanitarianism .

    Posted: Dec 14, 2006 at 12:58 am
    No. 6 5* says:

    WOW!A HOMEWRECKER as a mother and and a CHEATER as a father this must be the new moral in judging what a good family should made up of.WOW!

    Posted: Dec 14, 2006 at 6:15 am
    No. 7 yournukka says:

    Brad and Angie are just awesome! Some people just "hating" on them, these celebs aint perfect, I appreciate their charity and humanitarian work. So what if they don't get married, and calling her a "homewrecker" is F*&^ up! Always two sides to a story, everyone feeling "sorry" for Jennifer A, anyway she didn't give him the family he desired so fate brought him and Angie together. I am happy for them!

    Posted: Dec 14, 2006 at 9:36 am
    No. 8 VoodooQueen says:

    Whoa!! Why dont we all just grow up and put our attention on our own lives… How many relationships have we been in and out of in our own lives… shit happens… Besides those supporting Jennifer A. will do her a whole lot of good by stop casting her as a victim… allow her to move on without us keep harping on something that transpires in everyone's life at some time or another…. we need to get a life… OUR OWN !!!!!!!!

    Posted: Dec 14, 2006 at 1:30 pm
    No. 9 Karn says:

    Angie is a slut

    Posted: Dec 14, 2006 at 4:02 pm
    No. 10 JolieIsADiseaseRiddenBloodsuckingWhore says:

    Jolie comes out and finally admits to starting this whole thing while Brad was stll married. What a moron. She has no class. none. How dare she mention Jennifer Aniston's name while admitting to causing the break up? When I think back on all of the lies she's told, it's so awe inspiring. I have to admit though. She is entertaining. Watching her make a complete ass of herself is fucking fabulous. While I would never pay to see her in a movie, I will continue to read this stuff. I can't help but laugh. Whether it's orphan shopping, or listening to how inarticulate she is, or finally admitting what everyone already knew, it's funny. She has this way of stating the obvious in a way like she has just discovered the cure for cancer. There are poor people in Africa. Really? I had no idea. She had an affair with a married man? Shocking!! The sky is blue? What????? What is happening to the world? Thank you Jolie for the entertainment. your parents and children must be so proud. Can't hand a homeless guy $10 without issuing a press release. But the most recent and hilarious has got to be picking races for the rainbow family. I guess it isn't just about seeing a child in need , it's making sure they're photogenic and don't clash with the other photo ops. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahha

    Posted: Dec 14, 2006 at 7:14 pm
    No. 11 Mia says:

    First off, I am neither Team Aniston nor Team Angelina…and I commend the humanitarian work that Brad and Angelina have taken part in…However, for her to say that she could never raise her children in Hollywood (good luck on that one), to say that she is now on the pill (who cares?!) and to go to lengths to justify her relationship with Brad (some things should be kept sacred)- what image is she trying to portray? Who knows…
    I hope her children turn out okay…

    Posted: Dec 15, 2006 at 4:47 am
    No. 12 Sadie says:

    Let's remember how she said she could never sleep with a married man and that she could never have a biological child. You can take anything that comes out of that freaks mouth with a grain of salt.

    Posted: Dec 17, 2006 at 5:44 pm
    No. 13 ema bear says:

    both of them make me sick to the stomach. angie said she would never sleep with a married man. but yoo hoo she got pregnant 2 months before brad's divorce was finalized. i dont care if brad and jen were already separated at that time, brad was STILL a married man at that time!! and angie also said she would never have biological children. again.. if u never want to have kids on ur own, how about getting ur tubes tied? what a liar. she is an evil woman. she is a homewrecker. how dare she even think of having affair with a man that has a wife at home. how will she feel if brad have affair with another woman? ppl are just stupid nowadays. ppl do things without thinking how they will feel if they were in the unfortunate person's position. i dont understand why hollywood is making it seems like what brad and angie did is okay. if hollywood promotes brad and angie's image as good people, then the rest of the world will think it is okay for them to have affairs, babies before marriage, etc. angie needs a big fat slap in the face.

    Posted: Mar 21, 2007 at 8:43 pm
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