If there are two things the New York Post cares about, it's sports and gossip. They'll cover terrorism, fires in Queens and violent deaths when necessary. But honestly, the paper cares about its back and its sixth pages above all else.

So with Tom Brady chilling out with Gisele before the Super Bowl, the Post is in Nirvana, which for them involves stalking Brady in the West Village.

While Giants quarterback Eli Manning was home dissecting game tape, Tom Brady spent 24 straight hours behind closed doors with his sexy supermodel girlfriend at her intimate Village pad.

What do you think they were up to all night?

Before you guess having sex, the rest of the article describes what kind of take-out they got. The correct answer is fucking and eating.

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