Brad Pitt tells a gaggle of not-particularly-awestruck reporters that he and Angelina Jolie are ready for their fifth child in less than three years.

“It’s the most fun I’ve ever had and also the biggest pain … I’ve ever experienced,” he said when asked what it was like to become a father to four children in such a short period of time. “I love it and can’t recommend it any more highly — although sleep is nonexistent.”

Sure! For the four nannies (soon to be five!) that Brangelina hired to "help" raise their ever-growing brood…

Meanwhile, you know what else is totally nonexistent? The lack of inappropriate ass-grabbing taking place on the red carpet at the Venice Film Festival.

PS. Nice tats, Angie! Extremely befitting of a Goodwill Ambassador to the UN.

[ICYDK]