Just how much did Bauer love Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie this year? SO MUCH!
Exactly how much? Well, consider that their tabloids Life & Style and In Touch put them on the cover a whopping 86.53 and 78.85 percent of the time, respectively. If math ain't your thing, that's 45 out of 52 weeks for L&S, and 41 times for In Touch.
Don't believe us? The full run-down, hand delivered to us, of every Brangelina cover for 2007 is yours, after the jump.
IN TOUCH
January
3 - n/a
10 - "Angelina's fight with Madonna"
17 - "Angelina's WILD NIGHT without Brad"
24 - n/a
31 - "Angelina's pain over her mom's death"
February
7 - n/a
14 - n/a
21 - "Brad's Panic Over Angelina"
28 - n/a
March
7 - "Shiloh's Getting A Brother!"
14 - n/a
21 - "Angelina: Her Son's SAD SECRET"
28 - "Pax's Mom Wants Him Back"
April
4 - "Exclusive - THIS ISN'T WORKING - Angelina's overwhelmed. Brad's frustrated. Their sex life is suffering. Is America's hottest couple doomed?"
11 - n/a
18 - "Brad & Angelina: IS IT OVER?"
25 - n/a
May
2 - "CAN THEY STOP THE RUMORS? - Are they really breaking up? Plus: The crazy claim about a love affair with a supermodel"
9 - "The Truth About THE OTHER MAN! How will Angelina explain her flirtatious behavior to Brad?"
16 - "ANGELINA FINALLY SPEAKS OUT - On getting married and pregnant again"
23 - "Exclusive - Angelina Vows: TWO BABIES ON THE WAY - It's happening so quickly! Are Angelina & Brad ready?"
30 - "Exclusive - SCARY SKINNY! Alarming new photos of Nicole and Angelina spark more fears for their health"
June
6 - "Revealed! - STARS WITHOUT MAKEUP"
13 - "Exclusive - Is Angie Pregnant Already? - A pregnancy test, Brad's mommy to be gift, plus the exotic location where she wants to give birth."
20 - "Angelina speaks out on her growing family + SHOCK: Brad's Mom Meets With Jen!"
27 - "Angelina/Jen: The Rivalry Is Back On"
July
4 -"Brad looks like he's had surgery"
11 - n/a
18 - "Exclusive - Brad BREAKS FREE of Angelina - After weeks of unhappiness, a frustrated Brad speeds off on his motorcycle leaving Angie and the kids behind. How long can they last?"
25 - "Exclusive - The Fight That SPLIT Brad & Angelina - After a heated argument, Brad leaves Angelina again and flees to his new bachelor pad."
August
1 - "Exclusive - WHAT WENT WRONG - Brad's dream of a happy family with Angelina is shattered. Now the kids are caught in the middle. Who's to blame?"
8 - "Shocking French Magazine Interview: A brutually honest Angelina reveals what Brad needs to do to save their relationship - Angelina SPEAKS OUT About Her Future with Brad"
15 - "Brad GIVES UP - Angelina is seeing her ex again. Brad realises that he will never be enough for her"
22 - "BREAKING NEWS - Brad & Angelina BEHIND CLOSED DOORS. The Fighting, The Secrets, The Sadness. A revealing glimpse into their turbulent two year long relationship"
29 - "Exclusive - FACE TO FACE: Did Jen really meet with Brad? How Jen really feels about the scandal that has everybody talking"
September
5 - "SCARY SKINNY - Angelina has lost all interest in food - Brad Pitt on More Kids, His Mid-Life Crisis & Angelina"
12 - "Exclusive - Angelina TRASHES BRAD - In Touch is there as she lashes out at the man she's supposed to love"
19 - "Exclusive - BABY SHOCK - Skinny Angelina: Her doctor's warning about another pregnancy"
26 - "Exclusive - Their FIGHT becomes PUBLIC - Two heated arguments in 10 days. What really happened"
October
3 - "Exclusive - Is She Pregnant? - Angelina GAINS 10 LBS!"
10 - n/a
17 - "Exclusive - THE ROMANCE IS OVER - Brad tries so hard to please Angelina with cozy dinners and surprises - only to be met with snide remarks and anger"
24 - "Exclusive - BROKEN PROMISES - Brad's Anger Over Angelina's Breaking Her Vow To: *Give Maddox Stability (they've lived in 15 homes). * Mend her relationship with her dad (they're fighting again.) * Not work at the same time as Brad (but she is)."
31 - "Exclusive - A WEDDING To Keep Brad - Angelina wants to please Brad with marriage"
November
7 - "Breaking News - Is Angelina Pregnant?"
14 - "WORLD EXCLUSIVE - Zahara's family WANTS HER BACK - It's Angelina's worst nightmare. Will she lose her child?"
21 - "MORE TEARS - Zahara's family sees how much she's grown"
28 - "Will Zahara Visit Her Birth Mom?"
December
5 - "Zahara Update - ANGELINA'S REGRET"
12 - n/a
19 - "Exclusive - Brad's Left HOLDING THE KIDS - While Angelina Parties With Another Man"
26 - "Brad And Angelina's Holiday Miracle"
LIFE & STYLE
January
3 - "Angie looks PREGNANT AGAIN! Angie and Brad can hardly wait to welcome baby No. 4! The new pictures that everyone is talking about!"
10 - "Exclusive - Brad: I've never been happier!"
17 - "Angie cries: I'M LOSING BRAD. As Jen and Brad finally agree to meet, Angie worries that her worst nightmare is coming true."
24 - "FIGHTING! Brad's meeting Jen, Angie calls an ex"
31 - "Angelina's HEARTBREAK!"
February
7 - "TENSION! Brad begs Angie to get pregnant - She wants to adopt"
14 - "Brad & Angie's TEARFUL FIGHT over Jen!"
21 - "Angie's in tears: Brad storms out!"
28 - n/a
March
7 - "Another child and a SPRING WEDDING!"
14 - n/a
21 - "Was Angie's adoption illegal?"
28 - "DEATH THREAT! Facing a terrifying murder plot, Brad and Angie are worried sick and won't let the kids out of their sight."
April
4 - "BIG FIGHT! Brad says no to more adoptions!"
11 - "Brad asks: WHY DON'T YOU LOVE SHILOH? Brad is completely frustrated with Angelina - AND WALKS OUT!"
18 - "Brad's talking SPLIT! Brad wants full custody of Shiloh. Jen and Brad are secretly talking!"
25 - "Brad Tells Jen: "I made a huge mistake" BRAD WANTS JEN BACK! Brad says he's over Angelina — and he still loves Jen!"
May
2 - "Angie Says: "It's Over!" WHY SHE LEFT BRAD - EXCLUSIVE: All the intimate breakup details. PLUS: a newly single Angie parties in NYC!"
9 - "Jen tells Brad: LEAVE ANGIE!"
16 - "Intimate Confessions: ANGIE TELLS ALL! *Why she'll never marry Brad *How she feels about Shiloh Plus: What's really going on with Olivier Martinez!"
23 - n/a
30 - "Brad & Angie: RAISING THE KIDS APART!"
June
6 - "BABYNEWS! - Can Brad & Angie's relationship handle 6 kids?" + "10 Best Dads of the Year!"
13 - "Inside Shiloh's 1st Birthday party! + [Jen's new man] He looks so much like Brad!"
20 - "WEDDING NEWS - Angie FINALLY READY! But is Brad?"
27 - "Angie vs. Brad's Family: IT'S WAR! - After Brad's mom pays Jen a visit, a furious Angie threatens, 'You'll never see Shiloh again!'"
July
4 -"Brad & Angie: BABY #5?"
11 - "Depressed Angie REFUSES TO EAT! - She's convinced Brad's family is pushing him to leave her FOR JEN!"
18 - n/a
25 - "Maddox Pleads: DADDY DON'T GO! - After Angie blows up at Brad in front of the kids, Maddox begs them to keep the family together!"
August
1 - "After the split…Will Brad Get Shiloh?"
8 - "EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS - Inside Maddox's Birthday!"
15 - n/a
22 - n/a
29 - "Brad begs her to eat but…Angelina's ADDICTED to diet pills! - Angie's self-destructive behavior is destroying her relationship with Brad and the children"
September
5 - "BRAD'S CRY FOR HELP! - Frustrated with Angie, Brad turns to another woman"
12 - "Angie Tells Brad: GO BACK TO JEN! - In a shocking new interview, Brad infuriates Angie by publicly sharing his true feelings for Jen"
19 - "Angie's spying on Brad, feuding with his mom — and now, HE WANTS AN OPEN RELATIONSHIP! Brad says: I'M DONE with Angie!"
26 - "Exclusive - THEIR BATTLE WITH ADDICTION - In a shocking new interview, Angelina admits "I've done every drug"
October
3 - "Tense Times - SHUTTING ANGELINA OUT…and now Brad's friends are avoiding her"
10 - "OUCH! - Angelina tells Brad he dresses like a bartender"
17 - "Exclusive - Angelina TURNS HER BACK ON BRAD *Walks out on Brad at 3am * Binge-drinks despite his pleas to stop * Refuses to visit Brad's family"
24 - "Why Angelina Will Never Talk To Her Dad"
31 - "Jen Gains Weight as Angelina shrinks"
November
7 - "Exclusive - Angelina's SEXY KISS with another man! - She goes too far with her hot co-star leaving Brad humiliated!"
14 - "The Fight, The Anger! - BRAD WALKS AWAY…and drives off with another woman"
21 - "Jen & Angelina - They're Still FIGHTING"
28 - "Exclusive - Trying For Another BABY - After months of fighting, Brad and Angelina rekindle the passion with a sexy trip to London! Can a baby save their relationship?"
December
5 - "Baby Mystery - WHERE'S SHILOH - Brad and Angelina's other kids are everywhere, but Shiloh hasn't been seen for months! - Plus: Gunshots At the Pitt Household"
12 - "Brad Sees Angie WITH HER EX!"
19 - n/a
26 - "Exclusive - NEW TROUBLE FOR SHILOH! - Why Angelina is calling her an "outcast"

Jesus H. Christ! That's disgusting. How pathetic is that? Even the National Enquirer isn't that bad. Bauer is the lowest of low
All true, each and every one. Impressive.
all lies and all ridiculous
Who are the stupid people that buy and believe this garbage? Are they just Fanistons?
The dumbing of America coninues.
(bauer should be ashamed, just despicable)
I am quite sure the Fanistons love this ccrap don't know about believing it b/c when Jen's name is involved suddenly it's a crock.
Baur is the lowest of lows. They wouldn't get a dime out of me . Complete rubbish.
Why do people waste their money? This bs is on the shelves for sale and at the same time their are pix of Brad ,Angie and kids out and about for the world to see so everyone knows their tab is ccrap. Disgusting Bauer!
You have to laugh at these idiots.
LOL Seriously do people really pay money to read this junk?….BauerBullSShit!
ROTFLMAO
Bauer talks to Angelina and Brad daily.
BWHAHAHA
I think that these are all interesting subjects but what's important is that brangelina is great people and sometimes might need there privacy oh but by the way good job Intouch with these good stories it must be impossible to get close to branangelina!
UGLY, JEALOUS CHIINIFER MANISTON'S FAN. MOVE ON BITCH
THE BAUER IS A DUMD STORY. IT'S CREATED FROM CHINNIFER MANISTON'S FAN. THE JEALOUS, NASTY JEN'S FAN. ALL OF JEN'S FAN ARE UGLY, JEALOUS BITCHES , JEALOUS, IDIOT, SHIT
BOO BAUER