In other retarded blonde celebrity news, Anna Nicole Smith has won her court battle over her late husband's fortune. The Supreme Court ruled that the Trimspa baby has the right to pursue a portion of J. Howard Marshall's $1.6 billion estate.

As anyone who has ever watched the E! True Hollywood Story knows, Smith met her senior citizen husband when she was 26 and dancing go-go for Percocet money. After he passed, Marshall's son faught to keep Anna Nicole from getting her hands on any of his dad's cash. Well, besides the millions he already doused her in before he died.

It has been a tough fight, full of President Bush backing Anna Nicole and photographers face planting outside of the courtroom to snap a photo of the recently well-heeled former Playboy model. Honestly, we do hope Anna gets some of the cash, if only so we won't have to continue this drawn out round of court appeals or see her in anymore commercials.

And because we are very pro rights for sex workers in this country.

Supreme Court Backs Ex-Playmate's Effort [Gina Holland, Washington Post]