Remember Bill "Nobody Wants Me" O'Reilly? Well, as it turns out, he actually attended a party last night. Of course it wasn't the same one we attended, but it was a party none the less. At the celebration of the most over-hyped magazine ever, O'Reilly accepted the invitation to down pomegranate martinis and chomp on foie gras while toasting the staff of Harvard's non-alumni magazine 02138.

A feature in the magazine's premiere issue identifies "The Harvard 100" — the school's most influential living alumni — and a number of the "100" were in attendance, including Fox News's Bill O'Reilly, constitutional scholar and New York University law professor Noah Feldman, and physicist Lisa Randall.

Though we have a pretty solid idea that nobody actually wanted him there either, we just wanted to point out that Bill O'Reilly is a liar. That, or, Harvard alumni figured that in two weeks, when nobody is ever talking about this magazine again, the fact that they invited O'Reilly to a soiree may just influence him to keep the good word alive.

New Magazine Celebrates ‘the Harvard Brand' [New York Sun]