Breaking: Bravo Reality Stars Bond Over Their Mutual Desire For Transient Fame, Same-Sex Romance
Non-Winners From Top Chef And Project Runway Find Each Other...Through Bravo

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Have you heard?? Bravo "stars" Dale Levitski (that prematurely balding fellow who lost Top Chef 3) and Jack Mackenroth (that sort-of hot guy who gets eliminated on next week's Project Runway) have confirmed to Bravo that they're not-so-secretly dating!

Says Jack: "It's very baby steps. I really like him a lot. And geography is a bit of an issue, but we'll see where it goes. I like him a lot. I assume he likes me a lot. Unless he's lying." (Awkward!)

Says Dale: "Yeah, we randomly met over Myspace. And then we bumped into each other at the OUT100 party and clicked…We giggle a lot, and you know, anytime you end up going through the Bravo-reality-show…we just looked at each other and said, 'yeah…'"

Nice ellipses, Bravo publicists! But we're having some trouble interpreting the exact nature of that shared glance. Was it "Yeah" as in "Nice shoes, wanna fuck?" Or "Yeah" as in "Help! We signed our lives away and now Bravo owns every single aspect of our lives for the rest of time, including our newly manufactured relationship?"

Dec 6, 2007 · posted by debbie · Link · 6 Responses
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  • Comments (6)

    No. 1 gfnenkes says:

    Ladies - Make it work! Enjoy it while you can!

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 11:42 am
    No. 2 Caroline says:

    OMG!! I was there!! This was the Dos Lunas Grand Reserve Tequila Event at Baccarat! The guys were so nice and the tequila was soooooooooooo good!!

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 12:18 pm
    No. 3 jockomofino says:

    hello???? spoiler alert!! does he really get eliminated???

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 4 Manly, Yes says:

    Thanks for giving away that he gets eliminated next week, butthole. Ever hear of something called "Spoiler Alert"?

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 3:06 pm
    No. 5 essie says:

    I don't think he gets eliminated, he leaves because he gets some sort of AIDS-related straph infection and has to leave. That's what I read in several articles about the show. He was crying in the previews of next week's show.

    Posted: Dec 6, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    No. 6 Heidi says:

    Hey douch bags, ever heard of a promo?? They have been running all week promos that say "Someone get eliminated early" and they show Jack crying. Can you say "I have no t-cells?"

    Posted: Dec 8, 2007 at 4:02 pm
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