In addition to firing her hair stylist, forgetting to lip-sync half of her (admittedly) forgettable song lyrics and clumsily teetering through the beginner dance steps in her less than stellar television comeback, a less-than-sober Britney Spears also committed one other performance faux-pas:

"She had an ab-defining spray tan preshow to create the illusion of more tone."

Unfortunately, it would seem that there's no quick fix for an all KFC/frozen margarita diet. Or, as it turns out, back-fat. [Us]